

Herb touched many lives, especially along Main St. in Lakeport. Jones Mortuary staff had the pleasure of visiting with Herb often and we will miss him and his jokes. We hope that as you read these, you can hear Herb saying them to you and the memory of him will live on.
HERB’S LAST LAUGH
Herbert “Herb” Morgan
September 23, 1935 – October 27, 2012
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they are thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul Aid!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Where do most ghosts live?
North and South Scarolinas
What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
Scream of Wheat.
We will miss you, Herb! –The staff of Jones Mortuary FD 311, Lakeport
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