Roy Anthony Clark

Sunrise

December 22, 1944

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Sunset

June 18, 2015

Victoria Harbour, Ontario, Canada

In memory of Roy...

A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub and each buy a beer. Just as they were about to drink, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman also picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and yelled, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

One less drunk.

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Paddy was driving along the road one day when the local policeman pulled him over.

“What’s wrong, officer?” Paddy asked.

“Well didn’t ya’ know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?”

“Ah, praise The Almighty!” Paddy replied. “I thought I’d gone deaf!”

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CLARK, Roy Anthony

Peacefully on June 18, 2015 at his home in Victoria Harbour, Ontario. Roy was 70 years old. He is remembered as an amazing husband to his wife Blanche Clark; loving father to his children Kelly and Scott Morrison, Tracey and Michael Sayers, Cory and Julie Clark and the late Bryan Clark; beloved "Papa" to his grandchildren Ethan Sayers, Michael Trimbee, Matthew Sayers, Devon Morrison, Bridget Morrison, Hamish Clark and Angus Clark; cherished brother to Diane and William Burns; devoted son to his parents the late Roy and Jessie Clark. Roy will also be forever missed by his many friends and family. Visitors will be received between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. on Monday, June 22, 2015 at the Giffen-Mack Funeral Home, 2570 Danforth Avenue, Toronto, Ontario M4C 1L3. Funeral Service to follow in the Giffen-Mack Chapel at 1 p.m. In lieu of flowers, the family requests donations be made to The Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto. www.sickkidsfoundation.com

A quotation in memory of Roy:

"I am prepared to meet my maker... whether my maker is prepared to meet me, is another story!"

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