1.) Don’t prepay a “Hooker”.
2.) Don’t sell weed if you like to smoke it.
3.) Don’t convince yourself you have bugs under your skin when you’re on Meth.
4.) Don’t shit on the side of the road with overalls on.
5.) Never point a gun at your son thinking it’s not loaded because it will go off.
If you knew my dad, you would know that this is appropriate. He had a love for trucks, music, old cars, and reading. He loved his family, children, and dogs. He also enjoyed hanging out at the yard with all his friends. So keep trucking and party on!
