Larry Orlen Holien

Larry “Rusty” Holien, adoptively of Area 51, passed away on January 12th under rather benign circumstances and certainly not anything exciting as he had always hoped. He was born in a city to a mother and father and remained a child until the age of 18. At some point (most likely on a cold and gloomy day) he met the absolute love of his life, Cyndee. They promptly married and began having children until they got an ugly one and had to stop. Rusty and Cyndee had two children. Those two children subsequently had children and, as such, Rusty is now survived by his smoke-show wife of 47 years, Cyndee; their eldest son Marcus and aesthetically unfortunate son Lucas; grandchildren (in no particular order, other than chronological) Toria (Liam), Nana, Bubba, Vince (Brooklynne), Bella, and Domi; great grand-pets Orion, Rex, Sampson, Mochi, Loki, Mateo, Rue, Flower, Nacho, and Guapo; nieces David Ridlen and Stacy Reasoner; and innumerable friends- of whom we were really only able to find three, Dave Trotman, Linda Finch, and Laurie Martin. Rusty was preceded in death by scores of humans, of paramount importance however being his father Larry Holien, mother Hertha Holien, sisters Pat Hammel and Pam Ridlen, and a niece and nephew, Debra Palser and Dusty Ridlen, respectively. The family will be holding a celebratory BBQ at a time to be named later where we will all gather ‘round the coffee can we’ve put his ashes into and sing his favorite song, the opening theme to NASCAR on Fox.