Michael Wayne Pennington II

Michael Wayne Pennington II. Tennis God. Black Belt in Brazilian Juijitsu. Master at Arms. 3 Super Bowl Rings. 2 Stanley Cups. 8 NBA Championships. Expert at stealing your girlfriend. Superpowers include: X-Ray Vision, Super-speed, Super-strength, and the ability to shoot lasers out of my index finger. Jedi Master, trained by Mace Windu. Invented the Root beer Float in 1893. Invented the Sharpie Marker in 1964. Knocked Mike Tyson out in 1993. World Wrestling Heavyweight title holder up until 1995. Coined the term “So fresh and so clean” in 1997. Currently holds all world records involving movement. Beat MJ 11-5 in a game of 1 on 1. Current Break Dancing champion of the world. Retired at the age of 11. Calls all the shots. Pimp hand is strong. Benches 650 pounds. 10th level Fire Mage. Vice President of Micronesia. Captain of the Star Fox crew through the conquest of Andross. Wind can’t move me. World famous Thumb Wrestler. As smooth as Butter. Straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Currently laying low in Eastpointe, Michigan. Me, Prince Adam, same thing!

Survived by Mom and Step Dad Traci Pennington and Dan Horsley.

Father and step mother Clayton and Carrie Moldenauer.

Brothers, Daniel 27, Lucas 17, Carsten 7.

Sister, Lola 10.

GrandMother Leonorres Pennington

Girlfriend Marissa Kolde

And many Uncles, Aunt’s, cousins and friends.