Jon Stoltzner

Introducing Jon Scott Stoltzner, the life of the party! Shedding somber tones, we gather to celebrate the incredible journey of a truly remarkable man. Jon, aged 64, bid farewell to this world on July 30, 2023, leaving behind memorable moments and heartfelt laughter. Buckle up, folks, because Jon's story is unapologetically fun-filled!

Born on January 14, 1959, Jon possessed a magnetic personality that could be detected before he even turned the corner. His booming laughter and infectious charm would light up any room. It's no surprise that "serious" was not a word in his vocabulary. Jon had an unrivaled knack for humor, always quick with a joke or a prank, leaving everyone in stitches and doubled over with joy.

Our beloved jokester is survived by his devoted wife, Nancy, his children Brandon, Nathan, David, Nicole, and September, and his grand children Conor "Fred", Emilee, Adler "Sam", Nicholas, Josiah, and Jedediah. Though his jovial spirit has left us, Jon joins his dear mother, Dora, and his beloved father, Jon "Chet," in eternal laughter - knowing somewhere, beyond the stars, the ultimate punchline awaits.

During his school days at Sunny Hills High School, Jon's boisterous nature made him an instant celebrity. Yet, it was in the workforce where he truly excelled. A wizard with his hands, Jon carved out a stellar career in HVAC before deciding to punctuate it with a well-deserved retirement. It turns out machines and humor run on the same wavelength!

Where weekends and downtime were concerned, Jon lived life with zest and adventure. Whether casting his line for prize-winning fish, venturing into uncharted territories, setting up camp under starlit skies, or indulging in a hearty movie marathon, Jon always found joy in the little things. His love for exploration rivaled even the greatest voyages of discovery!

As we bid farewell to Jon Scott Stoltzner, let us cherish the indelible marks of joy he left on our hearts. His infectious laughter and hilarious antics have gifted us with a lifetime of memories. In the grand theater of life, Jon played his part to perfection, reminding us not to take ourselves too seriously.

In memory of this extraordinary jester, may the echoes of his laughter mingle with our tears, as we celebrate a life lived in full color. Walk tall, Jon, knowing that even in sorrow, you've managed to tickle our souls.