Thinking of your family and friends closest to Mr Payne. Many were lucky enough to be touched by Mr Payne’s humour or the wrong side of it. He had a keen eye when he was expecting to see Lynn but Rick came over with me and Mr Payne stated “Lynn isn’t looking too good these days”. I appreciated your quick wit which you passed onto your son and your sense for constantly picking fine furniture. RIP. 

Len could always make a person smile or laugh. He could tell a great story, a bad joke, hurl an insult in such a way that the person never knew they were being insulted, or do a hilarious Benny Hill impersonation that rivalled the real thing. He had a number of memorable expressions like, “Get me some tea, you wench!”, followed by, (when his tea was served) a grumbly “You call this tea?” Or if you were lucky, just a “bloo-dy hell” with a shake of the head and a roll of the eyes. Moments later, he would break out in a rendition of 🎵They’re changing guards at Buckingham Palace”🎶. I guess that meant his tea was alright. 

To Len: I hope you have an endless supply of a “propa cuppa” and all the biscuits to go along with it. Or, a foamy pint if that’s your mood today. I raise my glass to you. 

To Mavis, Steve and Daphne: Len was more than a character. He was kind and funny and generous and welcoming. While I can’t help but be sad, I also can’t help but smile every time I think of the old soldier. His memory will always bring me and others so much joy.❤️ My deepest condolences. 


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Leonard Payne

October 12, 1933 – November 12, 2021

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