As per her request, her cremains will be scattered n the Gulf of Mexico, off Santa Rosa Island in Pensacola, Florida.
Espert from Story People by Brian Andreeas:
Things I think they will say at my funeral.
1. She had a good heart, but it was hard to tell because she was grumpy all the time.
2. Isn’t it ironic how much Jello salad people brought.
3. I wonder if she would mind if we open some wine.