Seymour Weiner lived a long and prosperous life as a hot dog vendor in downtown Kitchener. He had a passion for fried tube steaks and only made fifty people direly ill during his service as a vendor. Seymour is outlived by everyone else currently living on planet Earth. He will be missed by funeral directors throughout the K-W area, as his hot dogs generated much income for their funeral homes. Funeral service will be held at the Rusty Pickle Funeral Home from 9am-11am on November 14th. Following the services there will be a hot dog lunch courtesy of the Rusty Pickle to honour Mr. Weiner.
